This article originally appeared on Deadspin here As the inevitable Halloween Week avalanche of white people caught in blackfacehas begun, we present, for your information, my keynote address at October’s Secret Global White People Meeting. First off, I would like to thank you for allowing me to address you during one of the busiest times […]
I’m tired of think pieces. I’m tired of hashtags I’m tired of people with PhD’s at the end of their names giving historical context and well-reasoned outrage. I’m tired of unbloodied bitch-ass-niggers saying “if that was my daughter…”
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Eleven a.m. Sunday morning was once called “the most segregated hour in America,” but as the nation becomes more diverse, so do its institutions of worship. Steeped in traditions passed down since slavery, churches are one of the cornerstones of the African-American community, and navigating the subtleties of these Black houses of praise can be challenging. Luckily, we have assembled here a comprehensive guide that will help those of Caucasian descent when visiting this unfamiliar territory...
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It is rare to hear anyone — celebrity, preacher or even grocery store cashier willing to admit they could possibly be wrong about anything. Even when presented with factual evidence, today’s ego-driven star will, at worse, admit that they may have been taken out of context. Serial sayer-of-stupid-shit Stephen A. Smith still hasn’t admitted that there is never a good time to punch a woman, that Black lives do matter, or that he was lying about KD going to the Lakers. It’s almost as if admitting a mistake in stringing his nonsensical sentences together lessens his credibility. As if he ever had any.
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